1.24.2006

Ryan Cabrera's Fans

So Jon went and made an amusing little flash thing where you can punch Ryan Cabrera in the face. I say amusing because Jon has accomplished so much more, and frankly I have come to expect more. But I guess some Ryan Cabrera fan site got wind of it and proceeded to bombard the comment section. And while, Jon doesn't have any spam filters on, some of the comments are fantastic. One person put "CABRERA ROCKS AND THIS SITE SUCKS!" in one comment a couple hundred times. Scrolling through it becomes kind of hypnotic after a while. I personally like this one:

"OMG SHUT UP EVERYONE WHO H8S RYAN THIS SITE SUX RYANS AN INSPIRATION TO YOUNG KIDS AND IF THEY GO IN HERE AND THERE A LIL KID OR SOMETHING THEN U JUST TOLD A LIL KID RYANS BAD AND YOUR TEACHING THEM TO BE MEAN TO OTHERS U GAY FAGS GOD I H8 WHOEVER MADE THIS SITE RYANS MY HERO AND I LUV HIM AND KEN AS FOR U YOU MUST NEED A HEARING AID CUZ RYANS A GREAT SINGER AND SO ARE THE BACKSTREET BOYS I H8 U SO MUCH I LUV U RYAN CABRERA AND NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY I WILL ALWAYS LUV U AND N E LIL KIDS U SHOULD LUV RYAN HES NOT A BAD PERSON AND WHOEVER MADE THIS SITE PUT YOUR DAMN PICTURE WHERE U PUT RYANS CUZ U DESEERVE TO GET PUNCHED AND THE ONLY PPL WHO SAID POSITIVE THINGS WERE CASINOS (THATS REAL COMPETITION) WITH ALL US WHO LUV RYAN I LUV U RYAN AND N E BODY WHO LUVS HIM U GUYS ROCK LUV YA RYAN, KAITLYN

Posted by: kaitlyn (saw him at jc concert) at July 5, 2005 11:06 AM"
In fact, the addition of comment spam does create an interesting dialogue between shrill 14 year old girls and casinos, with horrible mouths by the way, and porn sites: the casinos and porn sites seem to agree with Jon by the way. In fact, the comments from the Pro-Cabrera sect are considerably more profane than the comments from the porn sites, your parents should be disappointed. What I particularly love about this comment is that Kaityln does use some punctuation, just not in any useful way. That comma at the end just kills me.

In other news, my friend Aaron has recently started teaching 10-11 English. I say this because it leads me to believe that problems with spelling and grammar are not going to be improving any time soon, at least not in Arlington County.

And in case any fans make their way over here, Ryan Cabrera does in fact SUX!

3 comments:

  1. Thanks for the backup Charles. It's not flash, its just an animated gif that is a link to another pre-loaded animated gif.
    Your criticism is taken to heart. Due to recently revealed value of such products I plan on publishing a series of "headbutt annoying celebrities/archetypes" and in the future you can expect increased quality, framerate and flow which all combine in an aggregate statistic I call "overall headbutt satisfaction"

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  2. The comments are pretty funny. I killed a good half hour today reading them, and for that I thank you Jon.

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