I must confess that I just don’t understand the whole Ringtone phenomenon. When your phone breaks into “How Do You Want It?” are you hoping that a dance party will commence around your Nokia? Maybe that special girl will notice “Crazy Train” the next time your mother calls to tell you to pick up some milk on your way home and fully appreciate how much you really rock. Maybe they are a way of saying, “This is who I am,” Nietzsche be damned.