What is this World Coming To?

I want to know what it says about our city when a wealthy suburban white kid is shipped off to jail for graffiti and doesn't seem to be completely traumatized by it? I mean, aren't we known for crime? Borf is drawing pictures for inmates in exchange for cookies. I think I did the same thing when I was five for my neighbors. As a DC Taxpayer, I refuse to support any jail where the guards think that Borf is "a bad motherfucker."”